kind of way. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. The Avengers Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. You know what really sucked though? ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. It's my bed. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. #marvel "How?" It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. #unlimitedpride Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Mmm. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. You mentioned that.. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. What? Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Seriously? You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Shut up, this is the last one. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. I dunno, man. Clint totally called it. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. She said, smiling. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. "Explain, now. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. I remember!. She knew, obviously. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Blanket excuse.. Good. This is the good stuff. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. It's my vanishing act." It's Stark.. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. "Way way way wait. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Course it is. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Fun thought. Badly. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Steve, you animal, you.. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Anyone we know? It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. "You've has a girlfriend? It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. #captainamerica It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Are you, like are you?. Before sex, during, after. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. 332 guests No, Clint says, because they didn't. I m'n yes. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Tony purses his lips. #blackwidow One thing was clear. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. 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It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! I'd love to stay and chat. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Nah, you heard Steve. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. #tonystark She's super badass. He was technically not lying, right? Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. One beat. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Awesome! Like any of them would. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. "How do you even do that?" After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Tony snorts. "The fuck!?" i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. It's a totally valid question!. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. #brucebanner NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it..