Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." will suck your dick off if you let us go. Oh, all right. Okay, Fucky? Randal Graves: [the monkey has been put into a car] (failed) But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." They didn't really steal the monkey. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Dante Hicks: [to Silent Bob] A day. Teen #2: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. [to Silent Bob] Let's kick 'em out! Jay: Jules Asner: The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Fuck! Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. [to Jay] [slaps it out his hands] Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? What is your damage, little boy. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Amazon.com: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back : Movies & TV Hey! Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Jay: Duck, pie fucker! Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: edit crew name : nOmArch. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Be Don Juan de la Nooch. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] You should be. James Van Der Beek: Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Matt Damon: I've got a wiping problem. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom Fuck them up their stupid asses. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. True story! Jason Biggs: See, here's the pulse. Every Single Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse Movie (In - ScreenRant Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! She's also a main character in the movie. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. And you've both got your own monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape You went to film school didn't you? These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. That was them wasn't it? What am I, blind? Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! [screams] Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Hey, watch the language, little boy. At least call me by the right fucking character. Ben Affleck: That's beautiful, man. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Jay: Just take it from "It's a good course.". Or House Party 3. Oh, now you're the director. It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. We've gotta go. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Jay: Jay: Go to hell, Pacey! Jay: Assistant Director(GWH 2): It's either this or jail. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Jay: Jay: James Van Der Beek: On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0] Packed. Jay: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Brodie: And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. He said he'd fuck a sheep! Sissy: Jay: Okay. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Watch Free on Pluto TV United States It incorporates all cent. Oh my God. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Yeah, sis. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Jay: . Oh yeah, nice parenting. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Stealin' the little monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Would you stop saying that? Whillenholly: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Jay: Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Chrissy: I make that shit work. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. [exasperated] Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? James Van Der Beek: Brent: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . Just say it already. [singing] Angel Jay: Daphne: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. What you don't believe me? Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". What are you, fucking retarded? So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Be smooth. [explaining why he gives head for rides] The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Jay: [singing] Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Banky: Sissy: Another white boy in this movie? Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Steve Kmetko: Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. That's pretty funny. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. So? Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Stars: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. You're not paralyzed. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Action, Gus or what? This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Well, *you're* in love. When, Lord when? We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Silent Bob: Customer at Quick Stop: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / YMMV - TV Tropes Brodie: You used to be into all this girl stuff. [cocky] It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Ethical Leadership and Decision Making in Education Applying Jason Biggs: Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Silent Bob: Whillenholly: Tricia Jones: Chaka: Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Holy Fuck! Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Brent: I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. [to Silent Bob] 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Cock-Knocker: Wikizero - List of View Askewniverse characters Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. Randal Graves: Kevin Smith - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (script) | Genius [to his buddies] As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - New on DVD | FYE When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Chrissy: Fanedit Running Time: 128. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Holden : The Internet buzz. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Jay: Teen #2: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Justice: As nasty as you want to be, papi. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net I get no stains in my undies. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. I miss dating a lesbian. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. There are no inadequacies. Oh sorry I'm late. Jay: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. You chug that ass cock, baby. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Randal Graves: [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. You need two hands. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. So your in this for the pussy right? The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Tickets? Jay's Mother: In prison, he'll be the pie. Are we gonna have a problem again? Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Banky: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Jay: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Free shipping for many products! Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Matt Damon: Mules are GOOD! Brent: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Jay: I came up with it before PBS. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Wikipedia Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. The little stoner was right! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. So what's the deal here? Tell him, Steve-Dave. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Two-disc set. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. Ben Affleck: At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Uh-huh. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? No, Steve. Jay: That's what I thought. Compare. That was them, wasn't it? And for the record, I ain't gay. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. Oh sweet irony! I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Ben Affleck: Jay: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. [his first words] The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Oh, but I think it is. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? Whillenholly: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: . So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Two reasons. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. nOmArch - Fanedit.org While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . They don't? Hitchhiker: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdmg.com What've I been telling you? And sometimes, you go back to the well. Banky: Have you seen them roaming around? You know what? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Trivia - TV Tropes Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." No, you the man, and that's the problem. Whillenholly: What? Justice: Fuck you, you already said half. Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Gay, straight it's all the same now. Angel Jay: The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Dvd Review: "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" - Screen It An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Jay: We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Jay: I feel for you boys, I really do. The white man stole it. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Wow! Silent Bob: [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob].